- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What is the difference?

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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