what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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