Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Tall asians

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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