- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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