- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Andoni was here

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

womens rights.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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