Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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