How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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