- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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