What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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If life gives you lemonade.

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