How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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