Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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