A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Turkey Balls

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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