- Anti Joke

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Flowers are colors Love me

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.