- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Jebron Lames.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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