- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your face is hilarious.

How did th-A fridge.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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