Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why? Because.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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