How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Nobody cares maddie!

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I am a mime

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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