Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Atheism

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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FUCK YOU

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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