Maths.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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sadf

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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