What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a blue chair A black person

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

whats 2+2? 4

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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