First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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