A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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sadf

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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