- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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