Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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woman's rights

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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