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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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