Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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