- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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