- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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