Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

united we sit, cause we're fat

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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