Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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