How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What page are you on The gay page.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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