- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

black chicken. kfc

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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