Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Ily bae

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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