- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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