- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Take part of what?

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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