Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Tucker Rivera

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A russian gives away vodka.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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