Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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