What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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I'm homeless.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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