Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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