- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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