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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Wanna hear a joke? no

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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