- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

whats white jizz

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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