- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

This is an anti-joke.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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