A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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