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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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