- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Your sex life.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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