- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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