How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A guy walks into a bar

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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