Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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roses are red poo is poo

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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