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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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