- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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