How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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