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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Yo Momma is not fat.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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