- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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