Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Anti Jokes = Drained

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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