- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Dead girls can't say no.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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