- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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