What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

eoin burgin is fat

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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