- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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