- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

One, two, three, four and five

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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