- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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