How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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