- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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