- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

quantum physics?

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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