- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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