why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Indians

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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