- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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