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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Amanda Knox walks home free.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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