What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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