- Anti Joke

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

what are three short words? i a am

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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