- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

sweating like antoni with a girl

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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