Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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