- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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