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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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