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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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