Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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