- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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