Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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The child was fired from his job.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

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