- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

okay so theres this guy.

A man died.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

an emo girl walked into a white room

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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