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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

God is real.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

why did the blue berry cross the road

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Diarrhea

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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