- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

how much fish could a chicken

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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