- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

To mama so old, she might die soon.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A woman walks into a bar.

I have cancer. And you're next.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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