Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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I love pissing people off :P

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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The cream, it is coming

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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