- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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