- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Grace Ackerson

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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