What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

batman farted so hes retarded

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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