- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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