- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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